My allotment plot tenancy. c. Aug 2006

1) For the sake of clarity and for the avoidance of doubt - in respect of Aylesbury Thames Valley Police re: the contents of their 14/2/13 witness statement included within CPS evidential bundle disclosed to me 5/4/13 as evidence that is to be presented against me within criminal proceedings on 25/6/13 - circumstances dictates and demands that I...

2) For the sake of for any innocent and/or blamelessly, ignorant, visitors to my blog - circumstances dictates and demands that I...  

3) For the sake of my dignity and self respect in and for myself as a honest, truthful and innocent black man who is being unconscionably prosecuted by the CPS. For the sake of my dignity in and my respect for people of my race and for people of a race different from my own, circumstances dictates and demands that I...

& finally

4) Necessity & the avoidance of doubt dictates and demands that I... put to bed and nail - once and for all - the bullshit, the desperate, stupid bullshit which are the untrue and false assertions made by CPS witnesses in the CPSs criminal prosecution of me c.26/04/13 & c.25/6/13. And instead describe - the true, the actual and the factual circumstances surrounding my legitimate, lawful and legal acquisition of an allotment plot tenancy from Aylesbury Vale District Council c.Aug.2006.

Preface: I first went onto Bierton Rd allotment site in the Summer (Aug. I think) of 2001 at the invite of a BT employee "substantive C1 grade BT IT Gold User team leader supervisor", under who's authority, control and power I and other BT employees were contractually obligated to work. That BT employee "substantive C1 grade BT IT Gold User team leader supervisor" having very recently moved into a HP20 residence c.2000 and then acquired No.13 plot tenancy from AVDC. The No.13 plot being then (c.Aug.2001) very rough, very weeded over, uncultivated and in poor condition - (i.e. dilapidated shed, 'bruck up' greenhouse etc.) 
This first Bierton Rd. allotment site visit occurred during the BT workday. Accompanying me and the BT employee "substantive C1 grade BT IT Gold User team leader supervisor" plot tenant, was BT employee steve williams. Subsequent to which, I and many other BT employees e.g Jason Jennings, tony williams, andrew ruzicKA, frank hackett, dominic destefano et al, accompanied that same BT employee "substantive C1 grade BT IT Gold User team leader supervisor" plot-holder tenant onto his No.13 allotment plot periodically - at his invite - during the BT workday c. 2001 to 2005. 
The very last occasion I went onto Bierton Rd allotment site prior to acquiring my own plot tenancy in Aug.2006 was in Oct. 2005, accompanied by BT employee John Ivey. N.B. That is a very funny story, very funny indeed. But I will not describe that - truly hilarious - allotment site visit here and now, but I will do so in a future post on this blog.#

So... to Aylesbury Thames Valley Police, to the Crown Prosecution Service, to Aylesbury Town Council, to Aylesbury Vale District Council and to whom-so-ever else it may concern - please note:
 

I transferred into HP20 2EL in June 2006. In August 2006 having settled into my new home I was missing my back garden which I had enjoyed at HP19 8JU. My sisters and my close friends suggested an allotment plot to take the place of my erstwhile back garden. Good idea I thought! and so made enquiries of AVDC, who was then the local authority allotment sites landlord.

Aug. 2006 telephone call to AVDC:

Hello, may I have an allotment plot on your Bierton Rd allotment site please? I know the site, I've been on there loads of times.
Where do you live?

Just moved into HP20 2EL.

Okay. Yes you can, but there's a waiting list.

Okay,I don't mind waiting. Can I put my name down for one please?

Do you mind taking over a plot that hasn't been looked after?

No, not at all, I'll take it and build it up meself. 

Okay I'll send the paperwork to you, but it will be an uncultivated abandoned plot?

No prob. Thanks.

Fill in the tenancy agreement and return it, okay.

Thanks, will do. Bye.

IMPORTANT FACT 1 - So please take note. 

Re: AVDC - at no stage was Colin Jarvis -  "...offered all the allotments that were available and they(he) could pick which one they(he) wanted". [sic]

Fact - I was not offered anything by the AVDC allotment site landlord. I - Colin Jarvis - was allocated a plot by AVDC. I had absolutely no control and absolutely no say over which allotment plot AVDC allocated to me in Aug.2006. OKAY! 

IMPORTANT FACT 2 - So please take note. 

I was not given "...a choice of 5 or 6 plots and chose the one next to *****". (sic) 

I would dearly love to meet any Aylesbury resident who has ever been ..offered a choice of 5 or 6 plots from which to choose (sic) - when applying for an allotment plot tenancy from either AVDC c.2006 or ATC c.2013.

ipso facto

The beginning the middle and the end in respect of the true, actual and factual circumstances surrounding my legitimate and lawful acquisition of an allotment plot tenancy from AVDC is simply this - I received in the post the allotment plot tenancy agreement which AVDC had sent to me in August 2006. I opened and read the tenancy agreement contract and read the number 16. !!!

That, I'm afraid, is as conspiratorial as it gets. Okay! Happy now?

The allotment plot which was allocated to me by A.V.D.C was a simple matter of fact, totally completely and utterly beyond my control. Okay! 

Admittedly, it was a matter of many hours before I could cease laughing at the serendipity resulting from the universal laws of 'Probability and Outcome'. Or maybe that should be the universal law of 'Poetic Justice'. Or maybe even, the universal law of 'Divine Intervention'.

Whichever the case, I'm afraid it is a matter of fact that Colin Jarvis did not choose my No.16 allotment plot on AVDCs/ATCs Bierton Rd. Allotment site. 

So please take your stupid, your pathetic, your risible, your desperate and your hilarious and sad moaning and bleating regarding allotment plot proximity and plant it on your plot(s), whether at Bierton Rd or Tring Rd - and not plant it into desperate, stupid, false and untrue CPS evidence. Evidence which is perjury and evidence which you are totally incapable of proving.  You mendacious, sad, pathetic coward.

2Bcontd....

p.s. ... go on hit it, hit it like you're knocking a black man off your granny...(sic) ...fucking gungas, drive the lot of 'em into the sea ...(sic) [at a pedestrian crossing]..how many of 'em shall I get? ...go on get owt the fuckin' way or I'll run you down...(sic) ...look Colin another fuckin' black man, fuking hell how many of y'u are there for fuck sake...(sic)

...Come the revolution, oh yeah come the revolution...(sic) 

My question is: What "revolution"(sic) is that *****y ? Exactly what "revolution"(sic) are we talking about here, are we anticipating "coming"? 

BT white manager sir...bleat bleat... 
Powliiiice sir...bleat bleat... 

That "revolution" (sic) ?

3/12/12...Now where is that fat, overgrown, retard black gunga BT employee informer of mine whom I can make use of?...(sic) [Just as I, successfully, made use of BT Colindales' TEC herman solanki c.2004/5/6/7) ] 

Colin Jarvis's revolution? I am a follower of Anonymous. I also ...do not forgive. I also ..do not forget. Therefore: Expect me.  That "revolution" !!!

See y'u next time....